chug!
Chug!
CHUG!!!
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Gulping down every sip, hearing the noise of every gulp, I finished the bottle of beer 🍻
Sharing the bottle with my Mom stealthily while cooking Maggie, I thought, “How cool my mom is, isn’t it?”
Chopping some coriander as garnishing, while chugging a bottle of beer with Mom, amidst Lockdown is a thought which many would not be able to perceive. 🍜
Getting high after almost two months. Alas!! I am high and am not able to judge what I am doing 🤭🤭 Strange but true, Me and my mom drank the whole bottle within a span of cooking Maggie 🤣🤣
Sigh!!! What a relief, and at last it’s 8 P.M. our honorable P.M. Modiji is going to deliver a speech regarding further actions.
The speech started and……
And….🤔
AND…..🤔🤔
Where’s the announcement for lockdown
Why is it taking so long …
Why is it so lengthy….
Am I high or is it the speech which is too high😅😅
Chewing.. Slurping… Gulping… My Maggie Heavily and while whole India is waiting for lockdown announcement, He announced a relief package of around twenty lakh crore…🤑
Wait a minute… What?? Twenty lakh crore… How many zero’s might that have?? 🧐
A big suspense which literally, suspended my High factor of beer. Diverted with the thoughts of the spoken amount a question arose ” Us hisab se mere account me kitna ayega??”😆😆
Modiji made the announcement with a great vision and devoted the whole amount for the harshly affected population of India. A visionary would do this. A true visionary!! 👌🏻
Amidst these tough times, it is only our P.M. who is basically motivating Every Indian, whether directly or indirectly, be it by cheering up for our Corona warriors or by thinking of lightning the darkness. He is the one who is leading us in our toughest of times. World greatest example of faithfulness and may be the faith of humanity is dependent on him🤓
For me the announcement was like watching a great match where our PM hit a great sixer where I was chilling with my Booze 🍻 my Mom, and Maggie to fill up my tummy🍜. It was nonetheless a great Match overall which would surely make India win over the Covid19 war.
Hail Modi!!
Toing!! Washing powder Nirma, washing powder Nirma….🌈
Wait what happened
The speech was successfully addressed and finished😁
Now I have to grab another set of beer😆🍻
What a heavy feeling to get up from the lovely couch… Arrrghhh😡
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More on the couch Stories coming your way. Stay tuned
P.S. The below image depicts the crazy part of being high😉😉
Mr. Couch Potato 