Mr. Couch Potato

quarrels! Fights!! Domestic VIOLENCE!!!🤕😤🤯

Thud! Smash!! BOOM!!!💥
What’s going on 🤔
Is anything wrong, I came out of my room with these noises. A smash of cutlery, boom on the wall, A thud of breaking something…. What’s happening. I saw my Mom helplessly lying on the Ground, My Dad screaming at top of his voice cussing and abusing her heavily..🤬🤬
What’s wrong???🤔
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Got a hint of the fight after hearing some quarrels from Dad. The root cause- MONEY 💰 Mom and Dad were arguing over money and finances, a topic which is rather irrelevant to have a big fight over.
I leaned towards my Mom and could feel the pain in her eyes, she was unable to stand up. My Dad pushed her in the grief of anger so hard. CRAZYY😡
I hurried my Mom to a Doctor. The Doctor examined and said, ” Son, Your mother has got her back Fractured and will need a bed rest of about 30 days. Has anything wrong happened with her??” I was thrilled and shocked
I made up a Story which any son would try to suppress the topic of domestic violence… WHY?? The eyes of my Mom had the innocence to stop the topic at any point.😱
I brought her home with all necessary resting arrangements.

BAMM!!💥💥 MY TABLE SLAMMED ME??

What’s my nephew doing with the table??
What’s going on..??
I opened my eyes and tried to gain a sight of what’s happening….
A sense of consciousness rushed in my mind.
It was a DREAM.👻
A SCARY DREAM..💭👹
A PRETTY SCARY DREAM.🤣🤣

*The relief after realizing it was a dream*😆🤭

I got to know that the show I was watching, while lying on my couch 🛋️ and before taking a nap 💤 had the same setup of stories relating to Domestic violence and fights.

Hatsoff to the effects our, “SO CALLED T.V. SHOWS” are having on our subconscious mind, and how they are literally manipulating with the dream process while taking a nap.
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Time to change the schedule and focus on more meaningful topics to surf on the Idiot box. 📺
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More on the couch stories with less effects of the so called IDIOT BOX 📺🤣🤣

P.S. No one was hurt while writing this blog as it was a dream 😂😂😂

*Better switch watching sports rather than T.V. Shows* 😂😂

Millennials Memories refreshed… 😇☮️

toing! Toing! TOING!.🦘
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WAIT! I have listened to this music…🤔
Oh yeah! It’s from a millennial game. A Princess which was basically World’s apart 🌐 The Super Mario…. 🎮🕹️
The Memories this game has given to the millenials are everlasting. I used to play this game with a great pomp, joy and enthusiasm😁, like there is nothing left while literally surrendering myself and finding the Mario Princess like it’s mine 👸. The time boundaries like literally gaming till 2 a.m was a big achievement for us.

The Mario felt like a robot in his Pixel world which reminded me of G.I. Joe . The robot figurines had the perfection and minute details which were top notch which are still unattainable by many🤖. I used to enact a mind built up story like, directing a great storyline and creating all the backdrop stuff while attaining the climatic end was a Great deal for the stories.
Stories were great back then.. Ohh the GREAT CARTOON NETWORK… WHY HAVE YOU CHANGED SO MUCH??? The shows telecasted back then we’re literally CARTOONS like Swat Cats, Johnny Bravo, Johnny Quest, Scooby Doo and endless names which were LEGEN… Wait for it… DARY..🎯

Meeting Friends after the hectic schedule of Cartoons was a relief.. Playing time was literally gaming outdoors on a ground with friends, chit chatting and exploring the areas around while having a snack or two, a Phantom sweet cigarette🚬 was sufficient to supplement THE COOL DUDE FACTOR🃏.
Why has everything changed so much now…
The Couch had heard the story of the day with a refreshing and reviving smile on its face…. 😇
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Stay tuned for more Couch stories 🛋️🥔

P.S. The image below is a reflection of me lost in time of the millenials…..

#millenial #friends #gang #90s #cartoon #supermario

*A representation of me strolling in the playground*

A Gateway to the endless thoughts..🥴🤔😎🤯

Drooling🤤 while leaving my body and surrendering my soul 🌬️to the epitome luxury “Hail to the COUCH🛋️”
As I was resting, My thought processed increased glaringly and was lost in the wonderland 🤔. The thoughts which ran were battling just like a sperm race🏇.
I had thoughts about the World economy and Indian Govt. Battling the pandemic crisis🌐, My friends and the fun we had strolling around having the best time of our life😆, The most inviting roads where screaming, ” Hey Human, where are you or have you certainly got extinct???🛣️” The birds, animals, nature and the so called Man made resources are like put on a HOLD and Nature is started recovering itself and saying to the WHOLE World, “O Bhaiya, tumse na ho Paega“.
My mind diverted by a rumbling sound coming from somewhere 🤔, Oh Shit! It’s my tummy rumbling and saying, “Dude! HOLD ON 🖐️to thinking process the internal machinery require energy to run and now we are running out of the same, arrange for the resources”

I took a heavy decision and arranged my bite🍬, on returning from the Treasure store i.e. kitchen. I started on a new thinking gateway, I thought about the income the food industry generates💵 Why is food not free? What if there was no food system in a human🚶‍♂️🍜❌????
A post distracted again and I was like on a stroll to another thought process…
What a mind I have got just flowing to another and another thought process within a fraction of seconds ⏱️
Clearly, There is no limit on a thinking process…
WAIT…
I felt a sudden hit…
What was that???
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I turned to the couch and asked… Couch in my imaginary world said “Take your immersed Soul, it is so loud in it’s thought process it’s creating a pain in my head🤯”
To which I said “Sorry bro and took a stroll off the couch”

P. S. Never underestimate the couch

More on the couch stories so stay tuned 😉

#lockdown #couchstories #memory #thought #explore #question #mindful

***My thought process at another level***

Lockdown!! What? When? Where? Why?… So many Questions unanswered..🙄🙄

One fine day, Mr. Couch Potato 🥔 was on a homecation surfing through channels like a potato. A news erupted about lockdown out of nowhere. “LOCKDOWN“🔐 are you serious?? The feeling was a mixed bag of emotions. It was a bang on news for our community 😎.
No social interaction, No peer pressure of work, No stepping out of our heavenly abode and just drowning in our “Couches🛋️”. The news threw a lot of questions at my face. What? Where? Why? How???🤷‍♂️
After drowning in my couch, various thoughts flew into my mind. What about my job, How will I meet my friends, How will I meet my pet doggo who is with my roomie, How will I arrange the booze. How, HOW and HOWW…??? 🥺
An explosion occured in my mind. BOOMM💥!! My Alter Ego🦸, appeared and said to me, “BRO CHILL, This is an opportunity you did wanted all the time, CREATE, EXPLORE, REVIVE, REVITALIZE, REJUVENATE and CALM yourself from the hustle and bustle of the city life. And POOF💨!! It disappeared. And I was like BRO, I do this everyday, what will I do anything new in this lockdown is create things lying on my couch with the ease of my handy phone..
I Regained my thought process after a deep conversation with my Alter ego and Thanked God, As I was on a homecation and will have enough of homecooked food to fill my tummy, Ample of things to watch on T.V. and a Internet connection to create a pain in my finger by scrolling up and down on my Phoney.
BHAMKJS??!habeilqpey SKA#(

SORRY🙇‍♂️… My phone fell on my face and I am too lazy to go and delete the mistake…
Had to apply ointment as my nose was impacted by phone crash..
Ciao!! Couchies. Stay tuned for more couch Stories 🛋️🥔

P.S. the image below reflects my desire for the Green Stash☘️😉

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